*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now

h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!!
(╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^) uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 weedie-chans drug ♥♥♥♥♥ is so good! (ﾉ´ з )ノ everything is daijobu ! n-nani??(O_O;) eehh munchie-sama is over now...
(´• ω •)ﾉ devours pocky and left over cummies uwaaa~ daisuki cannabis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ =w=