mate?

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

You like 7 year old penis

you like kids

"Wait you wanna go to area 51 with us?"

Can't spell to save my life because i don't have one, help me XD. <3 ♥♥♥♥ :3 (-^3^-) Yum Yum. Plz play games with me (^*~*^) idk i'm Horny. I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, i like rice and eat ice XD Idk any more end my suffering.Never Message me any time i guess.