When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day

+rep I asked this dude for $30 so I can buy my fishing license to take the kids out fishing. Instead of giving me the money, he goes to my wife and gives her the money for it, but he was just so sexy that she instantly fell for him, not only that but my daughter who is now 19 also fell for him, and they all left me to go live with him. Then some crazy drama happened, when I went to go pick up my kid, because we ended up working out for an arrangement of shared custody. It turns out that he let my youngest kid, Jeffrey, go stay with his ex wifes boyfriends uncle, whos name is Bill, to babysit while he made mad love to my wife.

Well little did anybody here know that Bill was strung out on multiple types of drugs such as meth, heroin, cocaine, yknow it just goes on and on. Well the dude left some of his drugs laying around, and Jeffrey got into them thinking it was candy. Now my son Jeffrey is in the hospital because he ate crack and is starting to overdose. So I go to the hospital to see my son right, and I catch this dude Moishe The Beadle straight up making love to the nurse while my son is dying. I tried to tell my wife about it, hoping she would see the flaws of this man and come back to me, but instead she said that it was okay because his ♥♥♥♥ was just that good, and then Moishe the Beadle proceeded to beat me up for being a snitch.

So now Jeffrey and I are both in the hospital, hes overdosing and I've been beaten to a pulp by Moishe the Beadle, thankfully I was able to make a quick recovery though. Sadly Jimmy didn't make it, his funeral was really good though, Moishe the Beadle played us a nice song to honor Jeffrey. It was so sweet and sounded like the best thing I have ever heard, and at the end of the day, I gave up the fight and signed the divorce papers, because I knew that my now ex-wife, was with a good man.

+rep sweet fart sprays can i buy one off you? and i also need youre unusals