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accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference. -- Calvin
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The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X
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In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that "The carrying
of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view."
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Meg: Chris, quit it! Mom, Chris put his foot on my side again.
Chris: I can't help it, I have these long dancer's legs.
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In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
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Be cautious in your daily affairs.
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he is ...
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Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power
tools aren't soluble in alcohol...
-- Crazy Nigel
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