If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim

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-rep biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 9/11 would play again

-rep likes to troll his mother on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.com and then jack off to 2 kids 1 sandbox. He then reanacts it with his brother. This little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a cunny lick and probably deserves a jar of jam be shoved up his anus and then smashed into a million tiny little pieces. These pieces of glass will enter his blood stream and cause severe downsyndrome. Because this little ♥♥♥ stain already has downsydrome it will make his neck ♥♥♥♥ his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and then his dad will come in and shove his flaccid penis down this ♥♥♥♥♥ throat causing him to choke. ♥♥♥♥ you. +rep anal plug ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jew bag.

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ slut ♥♥♥ guzzling sperm worm who was drop kicked at a wall as a child who might have seen his grandad guzziling the maggot filled ♥♥♥ of a elephant who recently just analed his dad and jizzed in her nastral and don't even get me started on how he constantly guzzles ♥♥♥ from the ♥♥♥♥ of fake_tree, god its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. His room is filled with spoons which have a scent of sperm which has been fried due to the friction from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of those two. +rep anal plug lover