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<lux> if macOS is for the computer illiterate, then windoze is for the
computer masochists
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Meg: Wow, Chris, did you lose weight?
Chris: Well, I've been working out all week.
Meg: You look wicked skinny. I'm like, jealous.
Chris: Thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.
Meg: [freaked] I don't have a mustache... do I?
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I'm referred to, I see, as 'the biggest banker in modern publishing'. Now
*there's* a line that needed the celebrated Guardian proof-reading.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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Where does it go when you flush?
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