I am a man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery. Yet totally awkward and proud of my inner nerdyness, I am the decreaser of world sucking. Analogue at birth, digital by design. Buoyant, waggish, efficacious, indefatigable, demiurgic, convivial marketing companion, self-made thousandaire ~ don't think for a second that I actually give a f*** what you say ~ don't rage, because every storm runs out of rain ~ am I the only one whose eaten a whole apple core because I don't feel like getting up to go the trash can?