The YeetGram™ DABBING Test is a multi-level MVP capacity test that progressively gets more MLG as it continues. The MLG meter pacer test will begin in 420 seconds. Line up at the start. The dabbing speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [HARAMBE] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ANOTHA ONE] Remember to dab in a gorilla enclosure, and dab as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a dab before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the words Allahu Akbar. On your mark, get ready, start ALLLAHHUUUU AKKBAAAARRRR!

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. Ono, dos tres, Mcfarland!