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1. You close your eyes and you see a crosshair
2. The first thing your child says is "GO GO GO"
3. You scream "ASTRALIS V LIQUID" when there are news about USA and Iraq
4. You "lag" when you see more than 10 people
5. You run through wallmart because you only have 5 seconds of buy time left
6. You see a buff security guard and scream "CAMPER CAMPER"
7. You see a movie with about sniper and yell "AWPING ♥♥♥♥♥"
8. You teacher walks in to the classroom and you say "Enemy spotted"
9. You take out your knife in PE class to run faster
10. You see the sun and Scream "They're flashing"
11. You don't take showers beacause you're afraid the neighboor has wallhacks
12. You're watching the olympics 100 meter sprint and think OMG SPEED HACK
13. You hear a light voice and yell "VOICE CANGER OLD MAN"