Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Its him! The guy...

Have you watched the lord of the rings, man? Yeah? If you remember there’s this little dude, Gollum, he’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥’ genius man. Eats nothing but raw meat, fish; dudes got his paleo diet down to an art, man. Bear-crawls everywhere, rock-climbing, dude’s athletic as ♥♥♥♥. He should not look as scrawny as he does, he should be one scary looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, all muscle. No offense to Tolkien but he doesn’t know ♥♥♥♥ about fitness. I’ve started eating live fish and bear crawling everywhere, and I gotta tell ya I feel incredible, best shape I’ve ever been in. I’m telling you, man, Gollum’s like a Hobbit chimpanzee.

have u heard of deez mama?

The Man himself. +Rep

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