The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
-- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I"
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Life -- Love It or Leave It.
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First off - Quake is simply incredible. It lets you repeatedly kill your
boss in the office without being arrested. :)
-- Signal 11, in a slashdot comment
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Eight years involved with the nuclear industry have taught me that when
nothing can possible go wrong and every avenue has been covered, *then* is
the time to buy a house on the next continent.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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His mind is like a steel trap: full of mice.
-- Foghorn Leghorn
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Meg: Mom!
Chris: Hahahaha! Nipples!
Meg: That's it! I want those cameras off!
Chris: Fourth wall, you're breaking the fourth wall!
Lois: Meg, you're the one that got us on TV in the first place.
Meg: Well now, I am getting us off TV. [leaves angrily]
Meg: I quit!
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