Dear valued customer. I am delighted to announce that following your purchase of the Arse Shredder Delux 3000, you have won a day of pegging from a ginger hobbled legged peasant.

T&C's: This cannot be declined. For a small fee, the ginger will provide a happy ending.

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Beer bunny thinks your a ♥♥♥♥!

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are