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Are you here bcuz you tasted Glomps questionable spray which accidentally resulted in a headshot? If so, sori bro..



I am Glomp the Defiler, I defile.

Never let 1 extra chromosome bring you down.

Health moto: *A moment on your lips;forever on Glomps hips*

||FAVORITE WEPON; DAS revolv||

"Le more espresso, the less depress'o"

I GIVE NO AUTOGRIPHS

The party isn't on until a Glomp is there.

I have calculated that if I skip lunch I get to defile atleast 20 more times before I go home.

Glimp, Glemp, Glomp.

Glimpy, Glempy, Glompy = fat, fattered, ge'fattend