Dick Richie
United States
 
 
"My white shoes are ruined" - 2020

That's what I mean by not leaving the door ajar. ;)

If you turn the pillow case inside out, you can still put the pillow in it.

Oh ♥♥♥♥!

I walk around town with my fanny pack (cool),
You know I've got it on, when you hear the snap of the buckle,
Around my waist (click),
And now my fanny pack is in your face!
And it's stretchy (ooh!)

It's made of elastic,
My fanny pack, is fanny pack-tastic!
My fanny pack is cool (cool),
Everybody tells me that my fanny pack rules!

My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack is cool)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack rules!)

My fanny pack is on, my pants are saggin',
Let's hop on the fanny pack bandwagon (ooh).
That's what all the good rappers do,
I wear my fanny pack to the side, 'cuz it's cool.

And I get a lot of girls with my fanny pack on.
(Let's have sex, all day long)
Okay, if you insist.

My fanny pack is priceless.
(Hump me in the butthole, all day long.)
(Take your pants off, and leave your fanny pack on.)
And this happens every day,
Oh magic fanny pack! Show me the way!

My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack rules!)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack is cool!)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack is cool!)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack rules!)

Some not cool people hate my fanny pack (yeah, tell me man),
And they need to relax!

What's this? (What's this?)
You want to get in a duel?
Because my fanny pack rules the school?
Because my fanny pack is really cool?
Or just because, you're a fanny pack fool?

(Time for a fanny pack inspection)
Don't mess around with my stamp collection!

My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack is cool!)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack rules!)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack is cool!)
My fanny pack,
My fanny pack!
(My fanny pack rules!)
(My fanny pack rules!)





*The phrase "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up" is a strong and explicit way of telling someone to be quiet or stop talking. People may use this phrase for various reasons, and the choice of such strong language often reflects strong emotions or frustration in the moment.

*The choice "to ignore" is the refusal to take notice of or acknowledge; disregard intentionally.
Dua Lipa's Left Nipple 2019. júl. 15., 9:47 
+rep bug pepe
Абэ 2018. jan. 5., 19:47 
+rep For being a homie
Thicc Waffles 2016. júl. 18., 20:40 
+rep for cancer survivor
Struja 2016. jan. 17., 12:38 
+rep for a nice trade. HF
flale 2015. dec. 18., 11:53 
+rep, best trader:bpswim:
na1L 2015. nov. 30., 14:34 
+rep :)