Chrundle the Great
Joseph   Guatemala
 
 
Free thinker. Intellectual. Troll hunter. Don't come at me unless you're ready for your mind to be blown. 2 x Reddit Platinum recipient. 4 x Reddit Gold recipient.
Currently Offline
Now accepting gf applications
Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:
1. Female

2. Age 16-23

3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

4. Willing to do as I ask

5. Have an IQ lower than mine (164)

6. Have 0 male friends

7. Cook 3 meals for me a day

8. Be willing to split the bill on a date

9. Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)

10. Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person

11. Have sex with me as I ask

12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)

13. Ideally not have a job

14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.
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Dodor 15 Nov @ 7:55am 
+rep great teamwork
Shah of Iran 27 Oct @ 11:30am 
hi can i have your karambit
Ariwield 24 May @ 10:07am 
add
76561199386673439 7 Mar @ 7:47am 
ty for game
󠀡󠀡 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:00pm 
If you ask this guy, pos5 support's job is to die and feed carry.. This ♥♥♥♥ if worker of the month then..
dyomik_tw 22 May, 2023 @ 4:22am 
Не играйте с этим чучелом постоянно вылетает и не играет.