Recent reviews by Kefan

I bought this game from a yard sale down the street. The copy seemed a bit suspicious but I remember watching jacksepticeye as a kid play this game and really liking it so i bought it off the guy anyway. When I got home I immediately put the cd in my computer, however my computer made a strange noise when i did that. Then when I booted the game up the usual warning screens appeared but one of them had blood stains around it and it was written as if it was written in blood: "If you die in the game.... YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE"! I thought it was a funny joke by the devs and started playing. I got pretty far into the game when I got to the Hitler level. I was just about to assassinate him I was in the perfect spot for a perfect headshot and then he looked directly at the camera even though I was 500 meters away and had been undected though the whole mission. His eyes glowed blue and a portal opened behind him. He entered and dissappeared from the level. I couldn't finish that level due to the main objective being killing Hitler! After some time trying I restarted the whole mission and got back to the point where I was. When I got there however Hitler was missing! He was replaced with a generic german officer. When I finished the level I got back to the main menu where instead of seeing my character in his pose he was dead!!! After that my pc turned off and I was left staring at the black screen looking at my reflection. And as I was standing there speechless I saw in the reflection 2 blue eyes light up. It was Hitler! I swiftly turned around but he was no longer there! I wanted the game gone i was going to return it but when i went down to the house that had the yard sale I found out it was abandoned! I asked my mom about it and she said nobody has lived in that house since 1945! Ever since then life has never been the same I am always keep my eyes open and only sleep during the day. His silhouette still haunts me to this day. If I could give you one word of advice its tha-

i have not seen a worse online for a game since dead rising 2 which is ironically another capcom product

Instead of fixing day 1 game braeking bugs they are focusing on nerfing good weapons to make playing the game unbearable instead of just buffing the clearly bad weapons. Great game insanely stupid devs

the children are killable without mods

i love this game so awesome when save data gets corrupted the japanese still have no clue how a pc works or what a cloud save is so if you exit the game your files get corrupted and u have to start from the beggining meaning you have to do the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutorial very awesome i hope they get nuked 30 times more

for a game called dragon age there arent as many dragons as skyrim which has 0 dragons in its name....Ironic....

instead of fixing the game properly they add 10 euro dlc good one greed infested ♥♥♥♥♥

Whoever decided to put a time limit on everything should get castrated by a shotgun these japanese devs to this day still have no idea what a pc is and still dont know how to port their console games with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ netcode imagineable

i have 300 hours more on console yicky game no good dubious dont play

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