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0.6 hrs on record
Came in a game pack. No thrill, no problem solving. No inclination if this is supposed to be marketed towards kids, but there is only two skills to learn in this game.

1. Order of operation - There is no "do this to free that" ability, you just pick whatever cars are available to leave the parking lot, and shove them on their way
2. Patience - way too easy to send the car the wrong way if you're going too fast, and the cars can collide, causing a fail.

I would not waste your life with these 48 levels. There is no enjoyment, there is no inclination of the game getting harder, they just add more cars. The only satisfaciton is being it so you can uninstall it from the computer to prove you did something with it.

Ways to improve : remove collisions, this just makes it frustrating when you bonk two cars together and have to start over. Make it so you have to shuffle cars around to get them out of a location, so there is some actual problem solving as you progress through levels.

I'm not sure who this is supposed to market for, who thought it would be entertaining, or why. I feel like I'm just shooting up heroin trying to chase a dragon while sitting in my underwear on my couch. I thought this was america, go play rock band or something else.
Posted 16 February, 2022.
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1.2 hrs on record
Hope they add more levels. pretty fun little brain teaser.
Posted 23 December, 2021.
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32.2 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Reskin of game gives it a whole new light, especially the first two.

Great for some nostalgia, and for the love of platformers.
Posted 12 January, 2020.
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2,196.1 hrs on record (59.6 hrs at review time)
After a reasonable hiatus from gaming, or rather, from the exorbinant amount of time required to establish yourself post college, I needed to play some FPS games like I used to seemingly so long ago.

Back from playing Medal of Honor Rising Sun with my one buddy with only Welrods, to Call of Duty's, and onward. This game does an excellent job of being a game to just go downstairs and jump in to for a few hours a couple nights a week. Call it therapy, call it anger release, call it a good time. Well established game that doesn't require tons of time and effort to go in and dominate.

Start out playing for free and you'll soon find yourself hooked and buying some items to upgrade your favorite classes.

No real cons, graphics make it look pleasant on my dated computer. Biggest con would be that I don't have a bigger computer or more cash that I can justify towards gaming.

9.9/10
Posted 24 December, 2015.
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