Zaruke03's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 11:41am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:26pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:20pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:38pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:08pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:24pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 5:58pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 7:42pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:29pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2017 @ 10:55pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 7:52pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 7:53pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 7:20pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:06pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:55pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:33pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:52pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:29pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 12:26pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:20pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 3:16pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 6:18pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 2:01pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 11:42am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:32pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 8:07pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:26pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2017 @ 11:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 7:34pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2017 @ 8:35pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 4:19pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 2:12pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2017 @ 8:02pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 12:49pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 7:19am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 29 Jun, 2017 @ 1:36pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

0 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

27 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30