HECU Soldier
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1. I sometimes go AFK but don't put anything to indicate it on steam, this means that you might send me something and I'll see it either 30 or 40 minutes later. If this happens, I am SO SORRY! I try to respond to every message sent my way, but I'm not always on. Please do not take it personally, the people who frequently message me are people who are really enjoyable to talk to and I promise if you send me a video or a clip of a game or something like that, I enjoyed it I just couldn't be on right at that moment.


2. I have never fallen for this ♥♥♥♥ ever and probably never will but, this is a just in-case this happens message. OK SO! Theres a scam going on around steam. I DO NOT JOIN TEAMS FOR GAMES AND IF I DO THEN I WILL PROBABLY PUT IT SOMEWHERE ON MY PROFILE! AND I WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO GO TO SOME SHADY-ASS SITE TO SIGN UP FOR MY TEAM! Also, steam has ways to prevent item duping and has systems in place to see if items were duped. So if I ""reported you"" for duped items, don't worry. You don't need to talk to moderators over a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam chat (it goes against there own rules to "Never share passwords or personal info" so if you think it truly is real then email steam, don't say over a chatroom). Please stay safe out there! ^^:slimetabby:
.... Random information about me.
YES I AM THE WHISTLER ON SCP:SL. I ALSO KNOW WHAT A MUTE BUTTON IS.

For anyone wanting it, here is a clip of my real voice

"WE ARE DELTA TEAM"

About above, I'm not apart of the Half-Life RP community. I'll gladly join RP servers and such, but Steam PM RP isn't something I normally do lol.

Personally, my favorite enemy/NPC is Kinopi [tcrf.net]

I don't trade and I'm not interested in trading (unless you're a friend)

If I block you, it is most likely because you friended me and I accidentally pressed it.

This is the most important video

This is the second most important video

I try to be mature and nice with people but I can be ass, we all are at one point in our lives. However If you came here to stalk my profile or leave "YOU SUCK XD" (Unironically) in the comments of my profile you aren't any more mature than I am. I'm sorry if I upset you in any way as I truly don't mean to, even if you are toxic towards me first, I truly don't mean to be mean in anyway.

If you are on my friends list, i'll let you talk to me. I don't have alot of human interaction though, so I won't say alot. I will be listening though, so if you need to vent i'm here. I also won't tell anyone else. I don't respond quickly when I'm playing a game though, and I may be AFK but still online on steam. I try to answer every PM I get though!

If you know me as "DiamondZ"/"XxDarkDiamondZxX"/"EpicDiamondZ" or anything on that caliber then that's a character. The kid screaming is Super Minecraft Kid and I'm using a soundboard. I just edited the clips down to make them seem more natural.
I don't play Crab Game anymore, sooo

Popular opinion: Discord's game section sucks, Steam is far more superior.

♥♥♥♥ Uncle Dane, I prefer my crits random and my TF2 limitless.

I unironically love the TF2 map "Wutville", its just so chaotic and fun. I hope TF2 keeps it in forever unchanged and unpatched <3
That's also not a joke, it really is my favorite TF2 map. I genuinely love it so much.

I was once told by an 8 year old to "shut yo peter pan pot pan lookin head up"
Little kid on GMOD: "I'm a 10 year old furry so what"
Kid on TF2: "Oh.. sorry I forgot canada was not a state"
Mexican squeaker: "SOLDIER X MEDIC :D"
Literal 8 year old on GMOD RP explaining why we tied up a Russian janitor and was torturing him in the closet: "Because he doesn't speak english!!"
Kid raging on Crab Game: "Eyo H-C-U-Y Soldier shut your ♥♥♥♥ up >:("

Hall of ♥♥♥♥ (rly arguments on my profile that I've deleted):


Almost mediocre at best, not good in the slightest on average.


Q: Why're so bad at (insert game here)
A:I don't use a mouse to play games, so in FPS's I often miss shots bc of that reason and that reason alone. I also have a bad reaction timing that cannot be improved upon (been trying for a long time, nothing worked). Despite those reasons, I try my absolute best. Sorry if I fail you!


No, I'm the true dumbass :(

Here's an amazing song if you'd like it

One of the saddest songs that can force me to cry in any mood

This is a top 5 best video game song undoubtedly.

An extremely powerful song

OMORI SPOILERS - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banger song

The one person who isn't positively effected by autism :)

I trade TF2 items with friends only, unless I want to trade with you I will not trade anything at all.

I am an HECU Soldier because even though the MTF are cool. They aren't as epic as the HECU, especially at kicking alien ass.

Games I love to death:

Pokemon Black and White 1 and 2
Mario Galaxy 1 (2 isn't as good or even close tbh)
Mario and Luigi partners in time.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - Explorers of the Sky & Rescue team
Omori
Persona 5 Royal (I'm a big fan of the entire series. Yes, even 1 and 2)
Majoras mask
GMOD
Undertale & Deltarune
Lisa the Painful
TF2
Minecraft
Terraria (especially the Calamity mod)
SSBB/SSBU
SCP:CB and SCP:SL
Rain World
Hello Charlotte (I never played it but I watched one of my friends stream it. It's story is amazing)
Half life 1, Opposing force, HL2 & its beta (1999-2003), EP1 and EP2.
LOZ OOT
PVZ
PVZ 2
Portal 2
Bookworm adventures deluxe
Bookworm adventures volume 2
Bookworm
Peggle nights
Peggle
Portal
Stardew valley
Super mario 64
Legend of Zelda Four swords Anniversary (Very genuine underrated game and I love it to death, just so relaxing)
Fnaf World

"Hecc-u" "Heccu" "Heck-oo" "Hay-sew" "H-E-C-U" "Hazardous Environmental Combat Unit" "H-e" (or "H-ie") Those are the many pronunciations of my name. You can also refer to me as Mac/Mak if you'd like :P5R_Futaba:

I have NO idea how my friends list is that big.

Seriously though, learn what a mute button is. :steamfacepalm:

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A special +rep for everyone to use.
Joe Pickleson Jr. 26 nov om 16:16 
-rep fat and ugly
CD's_nuts 8 nov om 8:28 
It'd be nuts otherwise.
Jack Nasty 7 nov om 21:45 
You'd be shocked, mr nuts.
CD's_nuts 7 nov om 9:35 
I wrote this political ♥♥♥♥ for you to be better equipped on this trash, obviously don't go telling this to women and lgbt, they're in that emocional temper tantrum and they cannot see reason and logic yet.

Yeah in the following years everybody will leave the forum, myself included. i was banned for being too creative with the insults on CS (they weren't racist nor transphobic and the rest of the things) just too creative, i was mass reported and got my first acc warning, the second was by being a dumbass whilst farming steam points, again mass reported because i wrote "1" and "2" in different comments on a news post, and didn't change it instantly.

Yes i gave you points, it seems you need them. and since my friend i originally farmed points for, doesn't want points because he's a lazy bastard, unable to change his profile, i gave them to the regs.
CD's_nuts 7 nov om 9:35 
It still would be the same as the rest of the world, where people panic when the politician's "To-Do-List" involves them, unaware or perhaps unwilling to remember NO politician does all they've promised, ever. this mass delusional hysteria by women and lgbt always happens in the world whenever the left loses, worthy of hearing voices inside the walls. they haven't noticed they've been used as a marketing tool, the lgbt, a mere scapegoat.

Picture this: I am a politician, i want to win the elections, like all before me i am indifferent like every other politician, i need quick and easy votes, atleast 20% of americans hate this particular group of 1% of americans, i just need to lie to them for their votes, easy. right?
So i add them to my riduculos 80's scary movie schlock list and WA LA, 20% more votes.
HECU Soldier 7 nov om 0:24 
Dude you have NO idea how politics is going over here in the states. Trust me, it's terrible. I don't normally care either, but I was kinda forced down to the polls. I don't normally vote

I wasn't expecting to make thousands of points on the forums. Maybe just 1 or 2, for a meme only I would find funny (especially since Trump won). I know warns don't really mean anything lmao, but I have an almost squeaky clean record. My only warn was all the way from 2020 for posting the Bee Movie script, and I'd like to keep it that way. Zircon is a nice boi, he doesn't warn or ban much. Maybe my record will look clean enough for whatever NW staff takes his role when he eventually leaves, bc let's be real, the forums and the forum regs are going to be purged when that happens. Zircon already lets half of the people break rules willy-nilly. Also, wtf were you banned over?? I thought you were one of the few upstanding citizens

Also if that was you, ty for the award