I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.

I’ve jerked off to the vampire girl from hotel Transylvania a total of 214 times. All I want in life is to penetrate her pale virgin vampire ♥♥♥♥♥ with my 5.6 inch horse schlong and impregnate her while my dad watches and cheers me on. God just the thought of her sucking the smegma from my foreskin makes me ♥♥♥ my pants. I would literally kill myself tomorrow just to suck a single one of her toes today, why can’t she just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

bruh

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YOUVE BEEN FISTED

FIST ME BACK IF YOU'RE A BRO TOO

I edge/masturbate to porn for around four to five hours a day on average. Sometimes I’ll have days like today where I do it for around 10-12 hours.

I don’t really know what else to say here. I think the title of my post pretty much says it all. I enjoy watching sports, eating, listening to music, and edging to porn for 4-5 hours a day. Everything else sucks.