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Ok so i have a new boyfriend "yay" and we have been seeing each other for about a month now :P
anyway, the other night we had a twilight marathon (i LOVE twilight) and a dream of mine is to have a vampire boyfriend!
I've been experimenting with eating my own blood ever since the twilight books first came out- i consider myself to be a vampire now- i usually just save the blood i lose naturally each month (i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer etc.) and suck on them or eat them later.
I decided that i would try and "turn" my new boyfriend. So i've been cooking my blood into his food when he comes over- i have tried making blood pudding as well, but that only works if i've had a heavy flow (you need A LOT of blood)- so i usually just add a little bit of blood into the marinade or pasta sauce etc. etc. He has absolutely no idea :P
i've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks- do you think he would be a vampire by now?
A lot of people say he’s attractive based on charisma alone and not looks and let me just say that is so untrue. There is something so sexy about him both inside and out, even if he isn’t deemed conventionally attractive. He gives off major daddy vibes and to me his charm is only half of the appeal, though it’s definitely part of it. He’s objectively the hottest character in the Breaking Bad universe and that easily extends across both shows. His eyes are beautiful, his voice is like velvet, his style is unique, he somehow looks great in every color, and that’s not even getting to his cleverness and intelligence. Also he’s got a delicious dad bod.
Tl;dr, Saul is not only hot, he is straight up the ultimate panty dropper. I’d love to be his secretary with benefits.