"You're just like one of my characters... You looooove evil.

You don't run away from it, you don't try to avoid it. You welcome it, you CRAVE it! You invite the pain and cherish the suffering.

You dive right into the filth and make -no- attempt to wash it off. You bend over and spread your legs and let the darkness inside.

And when you finally climb back out, it doesn't matter how bad it smells, how the stench in the taint clings to you; You can't -wait- to dive back in. Like a dopefiend hankering for a fix, you want it to never end.

You NEED it! Your entire identity, your raison d'êntre, is at stake.

You're just like every single character I've ever written; F*cked from page one!"