Recent reviews by Thai Water Buffalo Vessel 1000BC

good game about becoming a communist i think

One of the best games i've ever touched. The Character design is sometimes cute but overall it's amazing, it makes you feel for the character via soundtrack and fun dialogue. The Puzzles are also super fun! i would recommend this game to almost anybody. The soundtrack is also one of my favourite of any game. please play this! you wont regret it =^v^=

you are a butter munching nonce

Truck

Good game my dudes. It's fun but repetitive.

Glad it came to steam!!


11/10 IGN

I was only 19 years old. I loved Gaben so much, I had all the games and hats. I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the games I have purchased. "Gaben is love" I say, "Gaben is life". My roommate hears and calls me a nerd. I knew he was just jealous, of my summer sales. I called him a peasant. He slaps me and goes to Gamestop. I'm using my computer now, and my face hurts. I feel a warmth coming towards me. Something touches me. It's Gaben! He whispers in my ear. "This is my wallet." He grabs my hands with his powerful gamer hands, and puts them on my keyboard. I'm ready. I spread my wallet for Gaben. He penetrates my funds. It makes so much debt, but I do it for Gaben. I can feel my mortgage growing as my library starts to grow. It costs so much, but I do it for Gaben. I buy games myself. I want to please Gaben. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my library with games. My roommate walks in. Gaben looks him straight in the eye and says "It was worth the weight". Gaben leaves through my computer screen. Gaben is love. Gaben is life.

Basicly F2P Cs:go

Start playing at 6:00

Play for five minutes

Look at clock

Is 8:00

Get confused

Play for 2 hours

Go outside

Human race extinct


10/10 would time travel again