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If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
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+Rep Super amazing sick lad he is a absolute slayer gettin in there. he is great at sports videogames drawing you name it if i had to rate id rate sick shrek ♥♥♥♥♥ out of 6 10 year old boys anal rings :D! he is so awesome he always gets them chicks too +rep

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+Rep Super awesome guy. most manly and handsome guy i know super intelligent and good at everything from sports to video games and even picking up the ladies. if i had to r8 id r8 8/8 because he is just so awesome and the best guy i know.