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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:40am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:04pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:43am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:52am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:16pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:12am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:41pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 1:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:42pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:18am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:45am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:12am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:49pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:06pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:56am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:12am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 7:55am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:59pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:14pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:33pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:31am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:34am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 4:40am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:42am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:16am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 10:00am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:13am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:42pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:17am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:00am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 10:54am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:54am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:37am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:41am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:16am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:20am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:49am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:17am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 12:49pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 10:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:42am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:54pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:57am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:37am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:26am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:09am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:00am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:33am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:49am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:42pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:13am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:45pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:17am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:09pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:57am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 8:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:16pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:40pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:57am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:31am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:29am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:40am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:59am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:27am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:57pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:55am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:39am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:02am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:22am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:44am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:59pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 12:04pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:57am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:10am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:26am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:54pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:09am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:41pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:06am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:56pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:19am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:26am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:53am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:59am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:16am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 12:35pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 7:29am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:55am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:32pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:35am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 6:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 8:36am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:07am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:57am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:07am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:33am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:42am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:46am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:13am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:18am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:16am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:42am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:42am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:01am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:34am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:00am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:35pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:18am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:12am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:13am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:29am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:42pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:37am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:56am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:44am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:50am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:02am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:01am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:21am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:53am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:32pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:48pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:19pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 5:55am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:47am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:30pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:40pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:44pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 10:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:59am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:53am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:45pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 4:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 5:15am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:27am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:30pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:05am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:06am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:12am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:18am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:35pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:14am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:53am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:54am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:27am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:46am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:15am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:12am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:09am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:07am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:08am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:15am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:07am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:16am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:43am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:43pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:55pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:13am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:33am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:06am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:28am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:14am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:36am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:14am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:54am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:13am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:25am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:05am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:16am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:48am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:32am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:52am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:09am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:07am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:16am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:31pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:01am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:24am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:12am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:26am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:36am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:26am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:52am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:35am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:37am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:24am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:06am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 10:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:43pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:19am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:45am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:58am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:24pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 1:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:08am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:31am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:06am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:35pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:12am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:36am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:05am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:28am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:24pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:50am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:16am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:11am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:28am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:26am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:44am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:46am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:12am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:27am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:18am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:30am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:02am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:08am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:30am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:46am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:18pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:24pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:37pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:03pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:43am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:27am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:14am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:45am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:29am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:56am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:03pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:24am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:11pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:23am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:47am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:03am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:46am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:27am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:12am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 11:03am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:54am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:19pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:17am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 11:12am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:16am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:49am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:50am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:09pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:14am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:16am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:58am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:27am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:44am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:28am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:47am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:18pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:18pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:19pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:03pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:05am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:34am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:22am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:52am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:06am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:05am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:11am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:29am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:12am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:27am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:19am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 5:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:05am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:29am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:49am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:18pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 7:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 2:03pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 2:51am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked