Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today.
-- Lewis Carroll
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My nose feels like a bad Ronald Reagan movie ...
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FORTUNE EXPLAINS WHAT JOB REVIEW CATCH PHRASES MEAN: #4
consistent:
Reviewee hasn't gotten anything right yet, and it is anticipated
that this pattern will continue throughout the coming year.

an excellent sounding board:
Present reviewee with any number of alternatives, and implement
them in the order precisely opposite of his/her specification.

a planner and organizer:
Usually manages to put on socks before shoes. Can match the
animal tags on his clothing.
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How comes it to pass, then, that we appear such cowards in reasoning,
and are so afraid to stand the test of ridicule?
-- A. Cooper
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