He and his squad were rocking toxic, OP perks like they were auditioning for a villain role—plus map offerings and addons that could make a saint rage quit. But don’t worry, I clowned on them. They couldn’t even last 30 seconds in a chase, and I swear they’ve spent more time in this game than I have deciding what to eat for dinner.

Oh, and when I wrecked them, my chat was in tears—seriously, thanks for the free comedy show. This is 100% going on YouTube (don’t worry, I won’t say your name—no need to summon salty demons). I humiliated you and your entire team so hard today, you’ll never recover. My chat’s like, “Keep trolling them!” but nah, you don’t deserve any more airtime.

I OWN YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD. EZ 4K, bro. Get better, son. 💀 PS: Your gameplay was more tragic than my last relationship.

-rep boring tryhard

-rep bored wasting time by slugging

+ rep

+rep killed my grandma

-rep trolling surv/antimate