Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Team Fortress 2 Community. I am quite popular on TF2 and steam, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a friend request. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.
Consider me a Pocket Solly... a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play team fortress 2, and are you good at casual? I am a casual aficionado, so I would be happy to assist in you in games.

Hey this is Phil from the Small Wiener Club, sorry to get back to you so late I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in. I am sorry to say that I don't think that I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at your wiener is massive, I mean the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. It looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso. You could probably stand on it like a tripod. That's not even mentioning how fat your nuts are. It does appear that you are going to have to take that ginormous shmeat uh somewhere else.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see boys playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a girl thing honestly im like really against feminism and like ill be the one in the garage fixing cars. We should really play barbie princess adventures sometime its a really cool fashion game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

+rep made me ♥♥♥ purely with his voice