My name is Todd, but you can refer to me as Todd. I run my backstreet gang which consists of a few meth heads and a few depressed crocodiles. I like my meth just like I like my women: gives me a great high and makes me feel like I am being sucked off. As you know I recently participated in a grocery store robbery which allowed me to feel like a crime lord (which I am not). I am a happy man, but I have some regrets. Biggest being my tally wacker.

I hope you find your backstreet gang because like a rapper that goes by the name of Canibus once said: "I can double my density from 360 degrees to 720 instantly."

Much love from Dallas, TX,
Todd.