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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:11pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:16pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:54am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:44pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:27am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 9:36am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:35pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:49pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:17pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:17pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:22pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:47am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:15pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 12:07pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 4:40am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:46am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:29pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:37am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:29pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 12:15pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:45am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:29pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:59am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:00am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!