[CJ, Pulaski and Tenpenny are in a police car]

Officer Frank Tenpenny: How you been, Carl? How's your wonderful family?

Carl Johnson: I'm here to bury my Moms. You know that.

Officer Frank Tenpenny: Yeah, I guess I do. So what else you got shakin' Carl?

Carl Johnson: Nothing. I live in Liberty City now. I'm clean. Legit.

Officer Frank Tenpenny: No, you ain't never been clean, Carl.

Officer Eddie Pulaski: Well what've we got here?

Officer Frank Tenpenny: This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski, that was used to gun down a police officer not ten minutes ago. Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I might add. You work fast, ♥♥♥♥♥.

Carl Johnson: You know I just got off the plane!

Officer Eddie Pulaski: It's a good thing we found you and retrieved the murder weapon.

Carl Johnson: That ain't my gun.

Officer Frank Tenpenny: Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me, Carl.

Officer Eddie Pulaski: Yeah, don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ him, Carl.

Carl Johnson: What the ♥♥♥♥ you want from me this time?

Officer Frank Tenpenny: When we want you, we'll find you. In the meantime, try not to gun down any more officers of the law.