Have you ever been driving along fapping and ♥♥♥ out the window and keep driving, 5 minuets later you smell something coming from the back seat and you turn round to find your granny ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dog... I haven't either

My Grandfather fapped his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of prostate cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever fap. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched my penis. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your aim gave me prostate cancer anyway.

+rep sikkunt