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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 3:15am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 4:53am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2020 @ 4:10am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 3:15am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2019 @ 11:02pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 11:07am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 2:54pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 10:30pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 12:55am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2020 @ 6:30pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2019 @ 6:29am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 10:27am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2019 @ 5:28am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 3:15am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2019 @ 1:49pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 4:01pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 12:55am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 7:23am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 4:54am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2019 @ 7:30pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 1:00am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2019 @ 6:18am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2019 @ 5:36pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2019 @ 12:45pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2019 @ 3:59am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2019 @ 10:49pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 8:43am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2019 @ 11:37pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 12:30am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 4:07am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2019 @ 4:44am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2020 @ 12:31am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2019 @ 4:44am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 6:56am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 8:09am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 12:07am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2020 @ 11:29am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 9:57am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 7:23am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2020 @ 7:54pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!