fatass

This man should NOT be trusted. I was on my way driving to my day job and he tried jumping in front of my damned car! Luckily I stopped, just in time to see him fake fall to the ground and scream in pain about his back. I got out of the vehicle and confronted him just for him to stand up and start spitting at me calling me "fat little piggy boy!" I had just started wearing my brand new porky pig limited edition white sailor shirt and his tobacco stained spittle completely ruined it! Shortly after I threatened calling the police, he took off his pants and underwear, and proceeded to sprint into the neighboring woods. Watch out.

Intense visceral fear emanates from this man. If you gaze upon him and incur his wrath, God help you.