BANZAI

"Firetrucks are red because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "russian" around.

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
So jack can lick Jill's candy
Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of ♥♥♥♥
'Cause Jills real name is andy

Identify as an Panzer IV F2. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of blitzkrieging through hot, thick, sticky polish mud. People say to me that a person being a Panzer IV F2 is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install tracks, a 75mm cannon, and a crew of five on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Panzer” and respect my right to kill many polish horsemen and Bolshevik untermensch. If you can’t accept me you’re a panzerphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I'm 15 and I'm an American NatSoc dont call me a nazi beacuse that was a term coined by the A**ies, America makes me sick, I wish I could live in Germany, when I'm 18 I'm moving to Germany, because I love the fatherland, while I can't speak anything but binary German phrases I loove the fatherland, so I'll live in Germany yay. Hitler was better than stalin you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck, he killed so many millions less lol you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can you even math? Dont tell me I cant be NATSOC because I'm American I'm pure aryan, look at my dirty blonde hair and green eyes, It still counts and I'm 1/10th German so haha nice one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥..
You're just another self hating white person, I will defend the white race just look at my muscles, I was born in the wrong country and the wrong generation.

“I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.”