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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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𝖄𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝕾𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝕴𝕯 𝖎𝖘 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖋 𝖂𝖊𝖊𝖐𝖑𝖞 𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞.
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