Things were fine until he started fake callouts in the restaurant like “rotate A” and kept tapping the salt shaker like it was an AK.
Wouldn’t stop talking about how matchmaking is “rigged against him.”
Asked if I could "boost his trust factor" – I left mid-round.
GG, no re.

Your skill is like a DLC: overpriced, disappointing, and nobody asked for it.

Carried again? Or did you at least move the mouse this time?