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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:28pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 3:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:13am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:13pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:53pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:10am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:02am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:23pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:02am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:46am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:49am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:28pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:06pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:17pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:37am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:55am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:55am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:49am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:46am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:46am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:46pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:50pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:46am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:37pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 6:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:47am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 4:45pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:43pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:14pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 5:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 6:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:19pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:09pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:49pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:59pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:09pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:37am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:14pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:43pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 8:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:23am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 5:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 3:49pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 9:43am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 1:49pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:22am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:36pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 12:53pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 5:16am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:07pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:45am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:40pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:12pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 2:53pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:42pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 2:02pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:58am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 4:36pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 3:23am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:53pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:13pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 8:08am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 11:22am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:58pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 5:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 2:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:53am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 4:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:02am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:11pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:57am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:22pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:24am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 5:16am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 2:47am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:20am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 4:20pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 2:08am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 1:28am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:09pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:58pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:53pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:13pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 2:13am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:30am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:35am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:51am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:08pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 3:17am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:58am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 1:25pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:27pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 2:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 4:20pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:39pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 6:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 5:04pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:51am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:14am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 5:07pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 3:21am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 7:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:15pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:51pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:29pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:48pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:45am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:05pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:55pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:55pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:31am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:08pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:24am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:13am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:52am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:22am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:08pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:12am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:28pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 1:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:20am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 3:08pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:30pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 9:46am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:02am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:29pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:08pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:37am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:30am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:05pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:57am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:22am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 1:28am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 8:14am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:53pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 3:08pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:13am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 3:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:24am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:09pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:49pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:38pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:31am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:52am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 2:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:24am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:29pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 3:32am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:27pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:56pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 2:04am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:31am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:41am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:22am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 5:00pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:55am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 8:24am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:57am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:50am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:15am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:52am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:26am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:57pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:34am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 8:59am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:46pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 1:39am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 1:50pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 4:24pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 1:48pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 2:02am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:51pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:57pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 8:15am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:27am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:35pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:21pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 2:13am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:44am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:50am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:02am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:44am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:29am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:36pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:15am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 8:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:51am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:44am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:56pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:54pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:20pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:00pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:53am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:56pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:46am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:49pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:16pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:28am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:24am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:28am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:48am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:52am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 3:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:47am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:29am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 5:36pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:27pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:16am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:11am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 5:54pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:11am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:14pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:33pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 1:48pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 7:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:24am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 7:24am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:53am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:44am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 3:44am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:41pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:04am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 4:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:36pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 4:57pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 2:13am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:08pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:46pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 4:47pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:23am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:23am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 8:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:43am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:43am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:51pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:19pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:37pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:41pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:16am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 5:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:36am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 4:57pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 8:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:31pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:30am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:46am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:04am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:16pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:41pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:01am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:47am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:00pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 2:23am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:16am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:35am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:46am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:04am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:16pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:33pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:04am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:01am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 3:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:28am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:48am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 7:03am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:38am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:05pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:46am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:46am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:33pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:50am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 6:32am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:29pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:57am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:53am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 2:33pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:08am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 6:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:48am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 12:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jun @ 11:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:59pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:04am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 9:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 2:20pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:11am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:06am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:37pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:56am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 7:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:06am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:01am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:23am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:59pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 2:59pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:28am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:47am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 2:23am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:57am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:07pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 3:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:53am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:39pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:01pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 10:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 6:22am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:53am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:24am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 2:24am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 3:44am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:48am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:52am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:21pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 2:34am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:23am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:46am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 4:57pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 5:33pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:01am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 3:32pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:48am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:57am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked