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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 7:24pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:54pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:50pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:24am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:46am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:54pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:57pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 8:00pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:10pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:10pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 2:53pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:49am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:17am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:17pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:37am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 4:46pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm