excuse me sir or ma’am but I couldn’t help but notice…. are you a “girl”?? Not that it matters too much, but it’s just so rare to see a girl around here! I don’t mind, no–quite to the contrary! It’s so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I’m always telling all my friends “I really wish girls were better represented on the internet.” And here you are! I don’t mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I’d love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I’m sure you’re an incredibly interesting girl–though I see you as just a person, really–and I think we could have lots to teach each other. I’ve always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady–and I’m pretty sure you’ve got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot–so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

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we're missing a seventh person for our lethal company comp "I see seven" NOOOOO

who tf is this 😭

-rep ur actually bad

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