Nasrudin walked into a shop one day, and the owner came forward to serve
him. Nasrudin said, "First things first. Did you see me walk into your
shop?"
"Of course."
"Have you ever seen me before?"
"Never."
"Then how do you know it was me?"
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Magic is always the best solution -- especially reliable magic.
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Life is a game. Money is how we keep score.
-- Ted Turner
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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I'm sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
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In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.
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Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, at best,
reformed or potential lunatics.
-- Susan Sontag
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Cleveland: Hey, baby. How would you like to go black, and then make a difficult decision regarding whether or not to go back?
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