He once lit a tampon on fire because he thought it was a cheap firework.

He can tell which way is left, but ONLY to the left.

He cooks instant ramen without water and sets the microwave on HIGH for 45 minutes in your college dorm hall.

He forgets about the number "4" when counting from one to ten, but otherwise can remember it without issues.

He is known to eat chalk and crayons if left unattended for extended periods of time.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

STEVIE BOY