I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade
He'd let us in
Knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden
In the shade
I'd ask my friends
To come and see
An octopus' garden
With me
I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade
We would be warm
Below the storm
In our little hideaway
Beneath the waves
Resting our head
On the seabed
In an octopus' garden
Near a cave
We would sing
And dance around
Because we know
We can't be found
I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
In the shade
We would shout
And swim about
The coral that lies
Beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy
For every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy
And they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)
We would be so happy
You and me
No one there to tell us
What to do
I'd like to be
Under the sea
In an octopus' garden
With you
In an octopus' garden
With you
In an octopus' garden
With you

those testicles

I was just bumping some Jah a couple hours ago while I was sitting on the toilet dropping some snakes into the pit nawmean fam, anyway I was sitting there for a little too long cause I was listening to Jahseh and browsing reddit so I lost track of time, but when I was finally ready to finish up I looked down to one of the worst things you can see: an empty toilet paper roll

Right as I was trying to figure out a solution to my TP bankruptcy the door started to open up and there he stood, clear as day...It was Jahseh

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"Jah!! But you're-" I sputtered

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"Don't worry vro, I'm still alive as long as I'm in your heart and your airpods"

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"Big facts vro 💯💯💯 But I'm sorry Jah this is actually not the best time right now, I'm in a bit of a situation"

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"I know, why do you think I'm here?"

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He held out his hand and it was at that moment I noticed he was holding a brand new roll of the softest looking TP I have ever seen

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"I've got a square to spare" he said reassuringly

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"Wow that's a dank reference vro" I said as I reached for the roll

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"Shhh....I've got this" Jahseh said, kneeling down

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He tore off a few squares while he knelt down in front of me. I felt an all encompassing calm come over me, and I realized that even though I'd normally be uncomfortable, this all felt so right

He gingerly lifted my sack while he reached his cleansing hand toward my relaxed anus

"uh moonlight, uh spotlight" he whispered as he tenderly wiped all my nooks and crannies

As I felt myself getting cleaner and cleaner, Jah began to fade away and I cried out "Jah, no! I need you!"

"Don't worry vro I'm always here for you, and you'll still have my amazing music" he reassured me

I stood up and hugged him "Thank you Jah my butthole is super clean right now, you really are the GOAT"

MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥ES!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas Santa’s about to slide down your hot hot chimney tonight. So lick those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra big North Pole, and make sure your cookie is yummy enough for Santa to eat! But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candyCOCK=D?? Send this to of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year! If you get back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️ If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥in peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow

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