I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Steam. I am quite popular around here, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many are. I am a man of standard and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers. I will not be in the way of your gaming and socialising experience. Consider me a Player 2 a companion, a partner, and enjoy games together. I see you play CS2, and are you good at mini games? I am a minigame aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course).

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

kill yourself

NO WAY ITS LOOKSMAXXING LARRY CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!

I am going to behead you on this joyous occasion of the date of your birth

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