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285.2 hrs on record (276.3 hrs at review time)

The Best Total War Game. Period.

Posted 10 November, 2024. Last edited 11 December, 2024.

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149.0 hrs on record (84.4 hrs at review time)

*gulp*

Posted 21 November, 2023.

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12.1 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)

https://youtu.be/1Np8lhv59jE?list=LL

Posted 2 October, 2023.

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144.6 hrs on record (97.7 hrs at review time)

GOAT. The only game on my memory where boss starts to rap on you like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Disney villian.
11\10, gotta to finish it tho.

Posted 15 August, 2023.

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33.7 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)

Elden Jhon

Posted 13 July, 2023.

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91.2 hrs on record (83.7 hrs at review time)

"I don't feel my beard... HE-E-E-A-ALP!"

Posted 22 November, 2022.

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22.0 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)

10.000/10

'll buy it again.

Posted 15 July, 2022.

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18.8 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)

Hakita.

Posted 23 July, 2021.

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391.3 hrs on record (150.3 hrs at review time)

POV you are playing vanilla Riceworld:
> Start standart game as a tribe but with Randy
> Build your village in jungle
> Defend your village agains single hobo with a stone knife
> Live for the months while literally nothing is happening
> Build a society with giant amount of resources
> Start thinking that game is broken
> Check storyteller settings and log and find our that everything is absolutly normal
> Live for another mounth
> Send guys to diliver ♥♥♥♥ to another village to complete the quest
> Suddenly a giant raid are about to pillage your town
> Think that you will easily defend your town
> Remembered that you forgot about defences
> Regret
> Your guys are came back and started to rebuild society
> Pack of 30+ mad monkeys donked them down
> Regret
> One guy survived
> You still have hope that everything will be fine
> He got mad, drank all the beer and passed out
> He died becuz of starvation
> Zzzt...
> Close the game and says to your self that you will never will play with Randy again
> Repeat the cycle

Posted 15 March, 2021.

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36.3 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)

I Got Noita'd

Posted 11 February, 2021.

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