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Recent reviews by Cheesy

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1 person found this review helpful
16.7 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Games woke :D
Posted 1 November, 2024.
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5.2 hrs on record
Franking my West rn
Posted 20 September, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
41.4 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
We bullied Sony and we won gamers good job
Posted 5 May, 2024.
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24 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3
66.9 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Hot women and hot men make my brain go awooga
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6
8.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Pay no attention to the Negative reviews its all virgins who are upset they cant look and a minors panties anymore
Posted 1 July, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
I wanna suck on freddy's fazballs
Posted 16 April, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,169.7 hrs on record (1,035.2 hrs at review time)
This game turned me into a girl
Posted 17 April, 2022. Last edited 10 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
BIG HOT ♥♥♥ SEX
Posted 1 September, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
186.0 hrs on record (109.9 hrs at review time)
To the town of Agua Fria
Rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him
Didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them
Had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

[Verse 2]
It was early in the morning
When he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side
Slowly looking all around
"He's an outlaw loose and running"
Came the whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business
With the big iron on his hip"
Big iron on his hip

[Verse 3]
In this town there lived an outlaw
By the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him
And that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer
Though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol
Numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

[Verse 4]
Now the stranger started talking
Made it plain to folks around
He was an Arizona ranger
Wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take an outlaw
Back alive, or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter;
He was after Texas Red
After Texas Red

[Verse 5]
Wasn't long before the story
Was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry -
Men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him
Twenty men had made a slip
Twenty-one would be the ranger
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

[Verse 6]
The morning passed so quickly;
It was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven
When they walked out in the street
Folks were watching from the windows
Everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome ranger
Was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

[Verse 7]
There was forty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the ranger
Is still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather
'Fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

[Verse 8]
It was over in a moment
And the folks had gathered round
There before them lay the body
Of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on living
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

[Outro]
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the ranger
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip
Posted 6 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
This game made me scream on multiple occasions even when a had a FLAMETHROWER
Posted 2 February, 2019.
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