uninstall the game you're bad

Your profile offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter mega ultra super combo god of hyper death and if you don't agree with me, you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian. you must delete this before i am triggered

give me, give me, chicken tendies
be they crispy, or from wendy's
spend my hard-earned good boy points
on kid's meal ball pit burger joints
mommy lifts me to the car
to find me tendies near and far
enjoy my tasty tendie treats
in comfy big boy booster seats
mcdonald's, hardee's, popeye's, cane's
but of my tendies none remains
she tries to make me take a nappy
but sleeping doesn't make me happy
tendies are the only food
that puts me in the napping mood
i'll scream, i'll shout, i'll make a fuss
i'll scratch, i'll bite, i'll even cuss
tendies are my heart's desire
fueled by raging, hungry fire
mommy sobs, and wails, and cries
but tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
my good boy points were fairly earned
to buy the tendies that I've yearned
but there's no tendies on my plate
did mommy think that I'd just ate
tendies, tendies, get them now
you fat, ungrateful, sluggish sow