Bruh, I was just vibingslapped by the quantum yeetnado of some chonky fleekage, no cap. I was just straight zoodle-skrrting through the metaflex, and suddenly, my drip got yeetified into the void matrix. Litmosphere? Nah fam, more like sussquatch energy out here. My cringe resistance was at max pog, but this was like ultra-mega-bussin with a side of moodolicious. Frfr, not even the big bet energy of that savage glow-up could fix my flex capacitor. Bruhvibe check failed in the chat, so now I’m straight-up glitchwalking through the no-scope swagalaxy.

Deadass tho, I ain’t never seen a more chaotic glizzy vortex. Like, homie tried to tokyo drift into the vibe dimension but got hit with a full-send oopdoink. Felt like a sentient meme had just dabbed on my existential breadstick. You ever just wombo-jumbo into the snackosphere and realize your whole vibe was a TikTok away from getting ratio’d by a sentient smoothie? Same, fam. Big oof vibes only, send tweet.

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

Still Water + Mango + Balkan Rage + Adrenaline+ Noradrenaline + German Stare + Jonkler Laugh + Drippy Cheese

हम muठ में ही खुश हैं साहबchuत में शर्तें बहुत हैं

Curse you, Bayle!
I hereby vow! You will rue this day!
Behold, a true drake warrior! And I, Igon!
Your fears made flesh!
Solid of scale you might be, foul dragon...
But I will riddle with holes your rotten hide!
With a hail of harpoons!
With every last drop of my being!

Homooooo