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3 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For £30 this is LAUGHABLE. I backed this game for $55 in 2020, and have played every alpha since then. The game was in a better state in alpha in 2020. There was more content, and stuff actually worked.

I actually cannot believe they released the game in this state for Early Access. I do not wish bad on this game, I really hope it comes good because their advertised vision is incredible. But it's been in development since 2017, if not earlier, and it's still in such a bad state. They've been rebuilding the game on an updated engine for about 2 years.

AVOID FOR NOW
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
671.3 hrs on record (550.5 hrs at review time)
Before I started playing this game, I had no girlfriend.

Hundreds of hours later, after meeting so many people playing this game and making so many genuine connections with other like-minded gamers, I still don't have a girlfriend BUT I can finally tap strafe and sometimes I do a cool wall jump so that's pretty neat.

Thanks Apex Legends, you gave me mental health issues :D
Posted 23 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
114.8 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
Fun, light-hearted and happy.

This game cured my depression.

10/10
Posted 5 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,287.0 hrs on record (495.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
*New Winter Update: Changes to rifle spray and ranking system + new R8 Revolver*
Me: *shrugs* Can't be that bad...
>Launches competitive game.
>Wins competitive game.
>Plays another 20 competitive games.
>Wins all competitive games played since new update, doesn't rank up. (i cri)
>Launches another competitive game, team full of 6 year old Russians who have slept with my mother.
>Gets 2 aces and 5 4ks whilst my team mates get 1 kill and 21 deaths.
>Gets called ''♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob americano, cyka blyat''.
>I'm not American.
>Loses ONE game 16-14.
>Deranks by 3 ranks.

I rate this game a strong: Russian/10
11/10 people would lose one game and derank again.
Posted 1 January, 2016. Last edited 24 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
806.6 hrs on record (244.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is a very good game.

10/10 would fall from 2 metres again and die

EDIT: 22nd November 2018, it is now fixed.
Posted 24 August, 2015. Last edited 22 November, 2018.
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