Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
ㅤ* Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.
ㅤ* Manager to interviewee: For this job we need someone who is responsible.
Interviewee to Manager: I'm your man then - in my last job, whenever anything went wrong, I was responsible.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

+rep Nice Guy.